no alert? US!!!!! ALERT!!!!! NOW!!!!!

i will write a poem. and it will have the name of "Really Essential". it will say things i like a lot. that my favorite trend is black pants. that i wear a uniform of black pants and white V-neck tee's that come 6 bucks a pack of 6. i like belts. i think i will be spending a lot of money on my wife. i think i will be working to spoil her, but i don't prefer her rotten, unless she says so, and then, well, rotten it is. but she's best in either way, it hardly matters, because i am... so i am... i am setting that stuff aside, not that... well, i'm... i follow the law! there is only one law in life! so... so, i'm making an announcement of this poem. it's "Really Essential" and that... that i think she wants me to go now. so i was thinking that...